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Fuck this cold weather shit. It's Summertime and that means tons of things to do.

YOU CAN;

1: Go to a drive in. Who cares what movie you're seeing or why you're even there? It's a drive-in. Enjoy the food and the film and the company.

2: Go to the pool. Just what it says on the box. Whether it's a community pool or a private pool, there's water and suntan lotion. Enjoy. Don't get fried and for fucks sake, no diving into the shallow end.

3: Barbeque. There's good food, crappy beers and that asshole who always makes an idiot of himself because he's had one too many. But whatever. You're enjoying what you're pretty sure was a hot dog before it got charred to death and that potato salad isn't half bad. Watch out for bees.

4: Camping. You remembered the bug spray, right? No?...shit. Okay. No problem. You can handle a little camping, right? The weather's just right for it so maybe you'll luck out and the bugs will leave you alone?